yeesus

The nigga Jesus always wanted to be but couldn't

"Yeesus Christ you scared me"

by Trumpinator April 13, 2016

Yeetus My Meatus

An enigmatic racing driver who's claim to fame dates back to March 2020 during the official Formula 1 #Challenge Lando event, in which a selection of F1 fans were chosen to take part in a race against Formula 1 driver Lando Norris. One such "lucky fan" was the infamous Yeetus_My_Meatus who rose to fame after not only hitting Lando around on the opening lap, but causing him to spin later on in the race. After a making Norris look like a Sunday driver in the lower echelons of club-level motor-racing, Yeetus went on to finish an amazing 3rd place. However since then, this mysterious personality has disappeared from the mainstream audience, leading to the continuous demand of their return with the hashtag #ChallengeYeetus and #BringBackYeetus.

Nobody officially knows what may have happened to this legendary super-being, but all can guess is that they are almost certainly not a fan of Lando.

"Yeetus My Meatus closes the door!" - Jack Nicholls, 2020

by BaldoNorris1999 July 22, 2020

Yeetus Cleatus

Zack you’re not funny

Zack Ellis thinks he’s funny when he says “Yeetus Cleatus”

by Lol, 69 September 2, 2019

Yeetusnt'd

Past tense of the word yeetusn't. Ex-Yeetusn't. After a yeetusnt Has commited either skeet and yeet, yeet, or yote the will have ascended to the realm of the superior yeetus

Carl is a yeetusnt'd. He has ascended to the realm of the Yeetus

by ultraagent October 10, 2018

Yeetus

The act of yeeting something in a more elegant fashion, especially if someone has touched something of yours.

I yeetus the fetus named Cletus because he eatus my treatus so I clicked deletus.

by R0M4N-NUM3R4L November 11, 2019

yeetusimoskulodeum

A demonic, warmongering cry someone would say before throwing an object, such as a chair or grenade. Unlike the word, "yeet," it's a weaker counterpart, this will give the thrower more power, speed, and confidence in that throw. Said to only be wielded by the gods, if one ever gains this power, all will fall against thou dodgeball team.

EX: "Yeetusimoskulodeum!" he bellowed as the ball speeded into the enemy team captain's face, breaking his nose.

by br3adm0ld October 20, 2020

YEETUSTODAFETUS

IF YOU FOUND THIS I SALUTE YO M8 KEEP IT UP AND YEETUS TO DA FETUS
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I LOOKED AT A GRAVE ONE DAY IT SAID YEETUSTODAFETUS

by I WRIGHT LORE STORYS July 25, 2021