Throwing Yarn All Over the Place

When someone comes into a meeting and makes a tangled mess of everything.

Matt: This meeting is a clusterfuck! Stop throwing yarn all over the place!

by #GoApe November 11, 2011

Yarn

The word yarn is taken from the western isles, it means to go and have a conversation with someone. Usually to catch up on the latest gossip or news

“ I’m just going to go and yarn to Finlay for a bit, I’ll be back in 5 minutes” said John

by Leodhasach December 23, 2018

and yarn

when yarn gets an and one or does something special.

*shoots a buzzer beater layup when up 60*
whole team: "AND YARN!!!"
coach: "Yarn? What are you doing..."

by andyarnkilla#11 May 9, 2019

Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth

Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"

by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019

Less yarns, more garns

To have less pointless conversations and do more action. Derives from Australian slang word yarn and garn.

A: I’m sick of not seeing any results. I have so many ideas but skip on so many opportunities.

B: Come on bud, all I see is you spinning yarns about it. Less yarns, more garns please!
A: Should I try to work out a plan?
B: yeh garn.

by Peter Jackson Gold 30s May 18, 2021

yarn

a word no one on Urban Dictionary can agree on the definition of.

person 1: yarn is a fibre!
person 2: no its a a story which more or less at any given moment contains a dubious amount of exaggeration!
person 3: no its a synonym for yeah or awesome!
person 4: no its a mental erection caused by the sight of a beautiful skein of yarn!
person 5: no its weed, or a type or pot or young ass reckless nigga!

by " " November 28, 2021

Yarn Balling

When you match with a cute girl on Tinder and decide you're willing to literally ball yarn to hang out.

I hope she just wants to do some yarn balling and not actually harvest one of my kidneys.

by Ericfromtinder April 20, 2022