Throwing Yarn All Over the Place

When someone comes into a meeting and makes a tangled mess of everything.

Matt: This meeting is a clusterfuck! Stop throwing yarn all over the place!

by #GoApe November 11, 2011

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Yarned

To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.

Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.

I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.

by Rolling tank of Jelly. March 14, 2009

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The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.

This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.

by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011

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Yarn

Yarn is a sigma male that edits for every t1 pro. He has an insanely large cock, although he is quite humble about it.

Damn, that guy's dick is so fucking big!
Ikr, after all he is daddy Yarn!

by ilysmyarnyyyyy November 22, 2021

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Less yarns, more garns

To have less pointless conversations and do more action. Derives from Australian slang word yarn and garn.

A: I’m sick of not seeing any results. I have so many ideas but skip on so many opportunities.

B: Come on bud, all I see is you spinning yarns about it. Less yarns, more garns please!
A: Should I try to work out a plan?
B: yeh garn.

by Peter Jackson Gold 30s May 18, 2021

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