Throwing Yarn All Over the Place

When someone comes into a meeting and makes a tangled mess of everything.

Matt: This meeting is a clusterfuck! Stop throwing yarn all over the place!

by #GoApe November 11, 2011

and yarn

when yarn gets an and one or does something special.

*shoots a buzzer beater layup when up 60*
whole team: "AND YARN!!!"
coach: "Yarn? What are you doing..."

by andyarnkilla#11 May 10, 2019

Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth

Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"

by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019

Yarn Balling

When you match with a cute girl on Tinder and decide you're willing to literally ball yarn to hang out.

I hope she just wants to do some yarn balling and not actually harvest one of my kidneys.

by Ericfromtinder April 21, 2022

Yarned

Really fucked up

Man, i was frickin yarned last night!

by DingDong703 December 26, 2018

Yarned

To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.

Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.

I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.

by Rolling tank of Jelly. November 02, 2008

Yarn wrangling

The term used in male prisons, mostly located in the midwest, for good ol knitting.

To knit doesn't seem as masculine as yarn wrangling for these boys.

by Phatcatwithastach February 07, 2020