When someone comes into a meeting and makes a tangled mess of everything.
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and yarn

when yarn gets an and one or does something special.
*shoots a buzzer beater layup when up 60*
whole team: "AND YARN!!!"
coach: "Yarn? What are you doing..."
by andyarnkilla#11 May 10, 2019
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Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth
Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"
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Yarn Vomit

Yarn vomit, also called yarn barf, is a term used in various yarn craft online spaces. It often refers to when someone attempts to pull just the center strand of a yarn skein, and in the process pulls out a large chunk of messy yarn. It can also be used in reference to any highly messy and tangled length of yarn.
"I was excited to use this yarn, but it's just become such an unworkable pile of yarn vomit. I don't think I could untangle it with a month of work."
by RobinYarn June 11, 2022
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Yarn

Yarn is a sigma male that edits for every t1 pro. He has an insanely large cock, although he is quite humble about it.
Damn, that guy's dick is so fucking big!
Ikr, after all he is daddy Yarn!
by ilysmyarnyyyyy November 22, 2021
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Yarns

"yarns" is slang for crazy or surprising.
dude, that was totally yarns, did you see what they did?
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Yarn

A real belter of a story, especially one which is funny or surprising. A yarn may be completely truthful, but it is rather common for a yarn to contain a Furphy or two, i.e. exagerrations for the sake of a better story.

It is important to note that listeners will rarely care whether or not a yarn is truthful, as the priority of a yarn is to entertain as opposed to providing an accurate recount. There is a classic saying in Australia illustrating this point, "never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn."
Me old man used to spin all sortsa yarns 'bout his time at the farm
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