The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.
Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!
by Nasty Cuss May 30, 2011
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Yard Dandruff is the grass clippings, leaves, pods, seeds and other materials that get stuck to your dog's fur and then are deposited all over your house. The condition is worst in the Spring and Fall.
"What is all that crap all over the couch? It hurts to sit there."
"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."
"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."
by PsychoPuppyDad May 26, 2014
Get the Yard Dandruff mug.Yarderz is a very random word that can be used at any moment of a conversation. often the people who uses this word is thought to be annoying or cringy. The word can be used to annoy people at an extreme level. If a group of people say this word out loud it is considered to be a curse or a swear word. The word can be used to make fun of peoples name. e.g. jefferey into jeffereyarderz.
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Get the yarderz mug.A person who waits until he is a safe distance from nightclub doorstaff, bouncers or other security personnel before launching a volley of often personal abuse and claiming he could take them all on and win when in reality said person would get destroyed. The safe distance of 20 yards is sufficient to ensure a getaway can be made without fear of reprisal as a chase often ensues afterwards.
Kev was refused entry to the club last night, he was seriously pissed off about it and gave them a good kicking.
No way dude, I heard he got owned and then started mouthing off at them after he'd run away, he's just a 20-yard hero pussy.
No way dude, I heard he got owned and then started mouthing off at them after he'd run away, he's just a 20-yard hero pussy.
by toot09 April 9, 2011
Get the 20-yard hero mug.1. adjective; the act of forgetting, not doing or just plain old fucking up.
2. adjective; how one feels while or after doing to many drugs.
2. adjective; how one feels while or after doing to many drugs.
by ReseeZ October 1, 2010
Get the Yardsail mug.To write or say something particularly tasteless, offensive or out-of-touch without even realizing it. Originates from Deadspin's coverage of sports columnist Mark Whicker's piece about the wacky things that happened in the sports world while recently-found kidnapping victim Jaycee Dugard spent 18 years living in a shed.
Whicker signed off the piece with two of the worst sentences ever written: "Congratulations, Jaycee. You left the yard."
Whicker signed off the piece with two of the worst sentences ever written: "Congratulations, Jaycee. You left the yard."
- Did you read that Bill Simmons column comparing Tiger Woods' sex scandal to Muhammad Ali refusing to fight in Vietnam?
- Yeah, he really did leave the yard on that one.
- Yeah, he really did leave the yard on that one.
by leitchleech March 4, 2010
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