yucker

A stone, rock or brick that is quite big but small enough to throw. It's the throwing aspect that turns it from an inanimate object into a yucker.

Me: See that big ding in the car door ?

Wife: God sake! How did that happen ?

Me: It was these wee bastards next door. They must have fired a yucker at it last night. I heard them laughing and running away.

by ramsay tupper October 14, 2005

Yacked

Very well-muscled as a result of weight training.

I was flirting with her, but she had her boyfriend with her--and this guy was yacked.

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

Crank Yankers

A cross between the jerky boys and the muppets. Quite possibly the best show on television today. Appears on the comedy central network.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Yanker

Someone who uses american words and phrases, despite being english. Usually to try and sound more 'street', but often just from watching too much MTV Base.

A yanker gets off a plane and calls his friend:

He says: S'up man? I just got off the airplane, my ride's in row zee of the parking lot.

He means: Alright mate? I just got off the aeroplane, my lift's waiting in row zed in the car park.

by Danny Mellins July 28, 2008

Yakker

A promiscuous woman that enjoys giving oral sex.

My yakker came over and sucked all our dicks last nite.

by DooKDoGG February 19, 2008

New Yawker

Anyone from New York South of the Tappen Zee Bridge. anyone from above the bridge is a hick.

I know i'm from New york City so I am a New Yawker.

by Disco Dan March 14, 2007

Crank Yankers

the coolest prank phone call group, i wish the jerky boys made something like that

by JeVoNeR September 12, 2003