Ya Mum

An insult when someone is annoyin u

dont av a cow YA MUM already had one

by jennifer robinson December 05, 2003

YA MUM

the worst thing to say in the entire universe

WoodMorning7: ya mum
Pumppartymac: PRISON

by hybrid_eeee May 08, 2021

Ya mum

The answer to every question, and many a witty joke can be made with this!

Person: What are you doing?

Person2: Ya mum

Person: That joke's so old and boring

Person 2: So's ya mum!

by Hev15394 March 20, 2008

Ya Mum

when you want to come up with a good comeback but doesn't have time to make one

Shut up ill do ya mum

by WHATS UP FUCKERS March 01, 2019

Ya Mum

A insult often used in jokes such as the following:

Your mums so fat when her peeper went off they thought she was reversing.

by jennifer robinson December 05, 2003

Ya mum

When somebody says something really random, a fag normaly a twat, bastard, nerd, geek or just a dickface monkey dick, says: 'Yamum' this normaly means that the fag wants try and be funny, but blatently not.

God: Hello jesus, I would like to know somthink
Jesus: Hey father, what do you want to know?
God: Well, I need you to do somthing for me, very importent, you need to 'gather the kids'
Jesus: YAMUM!
God: Over these past days, I've grown big concers over you.
Jesus: YA MUM HAS GOT CONCERS OVER ME!!! HAHA!!

by Nick Cocchiarella the funny docker. November 22, 2007

Ya mum

Townies think it is the most feared insult in the world or a reply to everything. A common response if a townie says 'ya mum' is to laugh.

" shut up "
" don't worry about it, so's your mum"

by R*chxx June 29, 2004