Dick Wrangler

That girl that is super flirty with you and makes you think she wants to fuck you but in reality never will so she slings her "fine ass pussy lasso" around your cock and drags you around to wherever she wants to go.

Usually a broad that has one, possibly more, hopeless dudes under the age of 22/23 just tagging along with her on her random ass paces around the club/bar.

Haha did you see that hot chick and the poor guy she brought with her that's stuck following her around the bar. Ya, stay away from that dick wrangler.

Dude we gotta stop following your friend, shes just a dick wrangler.

Wow no wonder all those girls became friends with each other over the years. They're all just a buncha fuckin dick wranglers.

by drmmrM June 6, 2009

Wrangler Skoal Ring

Often times, it's really a Copenhagen ring (smokeless tobacco). It's a round can containing tobacco that, with most men who dip, is kept in the left rear pocket of his Wranglers, Rustlers or Levis jeans. Cowboys and other blue collar types can often be seen with the outline of this can in his rear jeans pocket. With time, it wears a white ring on the pocket, hence... Skoal (or Cope) ring.

Rodeo cowboys, construction workers and oilfield workers can frequently be spotted with this "can outline" in the rear pocket of their jeans. The cardboard or plastic can will eventually wear a "ring" pattern on the jeans. The most frequent brand of jeans worn by a man with a Wrangler Skoal ring... Wranglers, of course!

by cowboydude June 14, 2006

Poop Wrangler

The activity one does after they just got done dropping a duce so massive it leaves the skin chaffed and a coiler in the bowl. With a lasso in one hand and a plunger in the other wrangeling the poop is the only option in order to flush.

"Dude, I was the ultimate poop wrangler today. I thouht I was going to have to scoop it out untill my lasso got all up in that shit, now I just need to find something colorless and odorless to put on the chafing."

by The legendary DBJ September 8, 2004

baby wrangler

Refers to the person on a film set who tends to and coaxes babies or children to perform for the camera.

The baby wrangler tried everything, but the baby kept crying.

by zrusilla May 11, 2004

Texas Wrangler Darlins

One of the best spirit groups at the University of Texas. They are made up of some of the hottest girls on campus, and are very active in the Austin community.

girl 1: I rushed sorority!

girl 2: I joined the Texas Sweethearts

attractive girl 3: I'm a part of something even better: the Texas Wrangler Darlins!

by FelicitieAnderson December 8, 2010

Tard wrangler

The one friend that has to stay sober so they can wrangle all the retards from a night of drinking

I guess I’m the tard wrangler for the night

by Enticious December 11, 2018

Wranglewhipp

The act to give someone a double handed handshake. The second hand is placed on the mid forearm of the other Wranglewhippie. It is an honour to be involved in a wranglewhipp and the art of wranglewhipping should not be taken lightly. Only wicked people are allowed to receive or give wranglewhipps. Any douche giving or received one should be given a glove slap immediately.

1. I can't believe Clancy Beveridge wranglewhipped him! What a mad cunt.

2. OMG! Nic Horowitz just got wranglewhipped. Legend 4 Life.

3. Did Tonio just try to give him a wranglewhipp? Quickly glove slap him!

by Nic Horowitz (Mr Wranglewhipp) December 16, 2008