Wonkie

Wonkie:

Something that is in less than perfect working condition but still somehow functions fairly well.

" We had a kitten wander up with a cast on a broken leg, it ended up giving him a wonkie leg the rest of his life....

The cat that wondered up had a wonkie leg, we kept him and called him "Wonkie".

by Wimberley Woodsman December 26, 2016

Wonkette

Straight-up old-fashioned lesbian. Not the fake high school type of straight girl that does other girls for attention or out of insecurity. We are talking about the real thing here, lesbian for life, beautiful or butch.

Dianne and Jenny went to a bar. They didn't make a scene...they knew everyone knew they were wonkettes anyway.

by Lisa Marie Schultz May 6, 2009

Winklevie

To act like the Winklevoss twins, that is:

To contend or vie for something again and again, always without success - and sometimes to the point of being labeled an asshole.

Team rocket winklevies for Pikachu every episode, man. It's not going to happen.

by TheNew90s May 9, 2011

Wonkety

Combination of the words, Wonkie (Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling) and Rickety (Low Quality. Poorly Made. Not Attractive). Often used to describe abnormal facial features, cheap merchandise, and stomach problems.

When your contract is up, you need to upgrade your wonkety phone.

Sloth's whole face is totally wonkety, but he is still awesome! Sloth love Chunk.

My stomach feels all wonkety after that #10 Thai food dish.

by Booboo Cookie February 3, 2010

Wonker fight

When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers

Hey man, did you see me go 14-0 in my wonker fights at Lucas oil stadium last Sunday!?”

by Boi_flyDerek December 5, 2019

winklefroth

When a male masturbates so much that he froths his juices into a cappuccino like finish that's held within the foreskin.

I was going to town on my cock last night that it was spewing winklefroth.

by WinkleFroth November 13, 2021

Winkleigh

Winkleigh is a small town in devon which is full of inbreds and wannabe roadmen/farmers. It is also very well known for its notorious gang called "The Winkleigh Massive" members of this gang are: Daisy Collins, Lewis Moore, Jasmine coles, Reegan2trappy and a couple other units, some people say that if the "Winkleigh Massive" catch you affiliating with the opps then they will steal your elf bars and then proceed to take an instagram pic with you beaten up in the background.

Person 1: What's that massive vape cloud near the youth club?
Person 2: It must be The Winkleigh Massive, lets stay clear!

by lmao694200 December 28, 2021