wet wonker

It's like a wet willy but with your dick, you get the receiver to wet your dick and then stick it in their ear.

Man i can't wait to get home so my dad can give me my daily wet wonker!

by KingDaddyDMAC26 August 10, 2017

wankeltutor

an insult used in similar circumstances to the word wanker, but with a less harsh edge.

you've just been sick on my carpet, you wankeltutor!

by andrew speakman October 9, 2005

winkelwagen

A wagen that winks at you. Is used in Holland to define a shopping-cart. A winkelwagen can usually found on an online shopping mall.

OMG, that wagen must be a winkelwagen, it keeps winking at me.

by Kevin Crouch April 2, 2008

wonkery

Engineering for the sake of engineering.

Backbone.js can seem like pure wonkery, but it supplements the development of client side apps simply.

by inreflection February 17, 2013

Willy Wonker

The act in which one aggressively masterbates whilst viewing films starring the underground up-and-coming actor, 'Johnny Depp,' most well known for his astonishing performance as the character, 'Willy Wonka.' This term only applies when the Willy Wonking is conducted due to arousal caused by the presence of Johnny Depp. The arousal cannot be due to any outside stimulus or other aspects of the film that our messiah is starring in. If Johnny is only a side character in the film being viewed at the time, this term can still apply, so long as one acknowledges that Johnny Depp will always remain the true star in our hearts.

Joseph: I see you're still Wonking your Willy from before I left for work this morning. (Joseph leaves at 4am and came back at 10pm.)
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.

by Dawnstopper February 20, 2022

wonkets

The favorite food of every British person.

I will go enjoy some wonkets with my jolly friends!

Tea and wonkets; all part of a balanced British diet!

Those uncultured swine in America will never enjoy our beautiful wonkets!

by tom.van November 30, 2009

Willy Wonked

When someone throws a frisbee and it hits you on the head.

I got willy wonked by my freind shaun.

by 7chan September 23, 2019