wilderweb

A synonym for internet which employs a metaphor comparing the World Wide Web to wilderness.

Consider how you might encounter an "avalanche" of pop-up ads, one following the other until you are buried beneath a pile of windows selling natural male enhancement.
Consider the equal dangers of getting lost on the Appalachian trail and getting lost on a trail of links, dizzy and confused and unable to remember your final destination. Or the similar behavioral patterns of natural predators and internet predators.
Lastly, consider how, on a starry night, gazing into the sky enlightens you as to how tiny and insignificant you truly are. Do we not experience such insight into the vastness of the universe when we see the 16 billion results upon googling "A"?

"I'm going for a walk in the wilderweb." "Well, be careful. Don't forget to bring your virus protection and a flashlight."

by Isle of Marsonga February 10, 2010

Wilde Butts

Wilde Butts - A pair of extremely Awesome, Dynamic, Hot Artisan Chilli Bang Bang, burning bad Chilli Sauce, delicious Hot Sauce makers extraordinaire from a farm in Africa on a mission to share their amazing sauces with like minded people

Wilde Butt's Kick Ass! Is that delicious tasting sauce from Wilde Butt's ?
Wilde Butts make the best Chilli Sauce ever!!
Try Wilde Butt's Chilli Bang Bang - it will blow your socks off....

by Wilde Butts August 1, 2017

Wildge

Wildge : An abbreviation for your penis/willy. !

Example: Jeeeeeeeze man your wildge is huge.

Example: FFS! Dave went and got his wildge out on a night out!

Example: Wow that guy they call Brambles loves a plastic wildge so I'm told!.

by Davinski87 June 20, 2019

wilderstead

A homestead that extends into the surrounding wilderness

I am about to go foraging for mushrooms on the wilderstead.

by vacuit October 23, 2019

wildjean

A commonly used term for a woman that will make you cry and punish you for nothing. Most commonly found in authorial positions. Term is used more for those who make you feel emotionally hurt and unable to make decisions in your life

Woah what a wildjean

by chachaslidetoanewland July 3, 2021

Van Wilder Syndrome

The overwhelming and depressing realization that university/college was an amazing time and would rather be pretending to go to class than sitting at home for the summer.

Man, im going through some serious Van Wilder Syndrome this summer

by Cheesussss May 18, 2011

Pull a Wildenstein

The use of too much Botox or more invasive forms of cosmetic surgery. Receives its moniker from the infamous New York socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein, who pulled the original Wildenstein

I don't want to get too much Botox and pull a Wildenstein.

by tigermania June 17, 2010