wilderweb 

A synonym for internet which employs a metaphor comparing the World Wide Web to wilderness.

Consider how you might encounter an "avalanche" of pop-up ads, one following the other until you are buried beneath a pile of windows selling natural male enhancement.
Consider the equal dangers of getting lost on the Appalachian trail and getting lost on a trail of links, dizzy and confused and unable to remember your final destination. Or the similar behavioral patterns of natural predators and internet predators.
Lastly, consider how, on a starry night, gazing into the sky enlightens you as to how tiny and insignificant you truly are. Do we not experience such insight into the vastness of the universe when we see the 16 billion results upon googling "A"?

"I'm going for a walk in the wilderweb." "Well, be careful. Don't forget to bring your virus protection and a flashlight."

wilderweb by Isle of Marsonga February 10, 2010

One Man's Wilderness

A book & also a film about Richard Proenneke, who lived alone for many winters in a remote Alaskan area accessible only by plane. He built a cabin, made his own tools, had a garden, kept journals about it all. Fantastic real story!

I saw One Man's Wilderness on PBS & got the book from my Mom. Excellent & enthralling!

One Man's Wilderness by Starchylde May 26, 2016

Bear in the Wilderness 

A female who had sexual relations with 99.99% of your male friends, and attempts to get with the .001% of your male friends at your party. Most likely has an std and will pass it on to unsuspecting friends. Is like a bear, and will eat as much meat as possible to survive.

You're about to hook up with that michelle girl. You're gonna Bear in the Wilderness???

Bear in the Wilderness by Foolio275345 June 27, 2012

wilderness waps 

receiving felatio in an area densely populated with trees, shrubbery, and small animals

Guy 1: "Did you hit that?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just got wilderness waps."

wilderness waps by hammy mahan January 27, 2013

Wilderness 

Wilderness is a group of people living and working together, sharing good times and bad times. Wilderness is what you make it to be.

"Did you see those people running around with their pants up to their necks?"
"Oh yeah, don't mind them, they're in Wilderness."

Wilderness by nahnahnahnahnaahh September 2, 2009

buck wilderness 

the utmost buck wild of all buck wilds. Combining the pure wilderness of the deepest woods with the insanity of the common buck. You don't want to travel into the buck wilderness alone.

"Yo that show last night was pure buck wilderness"

"Wow man, this party is absolute buck wilderness"

buck wilderness by J Rizzy February 3, 2010

farm and wilderness 

the most awesome camp ever!!

i love farm and wilderness!

farm and wilderness by mostamazingpersonintheworld January 2, 2008