HYPHY WIFEY 

Noun.

A hyped ass wife.
But, a hyped ass wife that you hella love. <3

"I'm his hyphy wifey, cuz that's how we do it in the yay!"

"David's my hyphy wifey, and I love my hyphy wifey or wahh?"

HYPHY WIFEY by steeze May 1, 2006

Bust It Wifey 

Yes, she's better than a bust it baby, only because she's down for you whenever, wherever AND vice versa. She's the one you come home to NOT BECAUSE she's an expert at fellatio, or because she can talk her sex game or because she looks amazing with or without her clothes (though its a bonus), BUT BECAUSE you love her phsyically, mentally, and emotionally. She's your dyme, your wife, and your BETTER HALF. She's the ice cream to end your day, with the sex being the cherry at the top. pretty please. ;)

Girl: Let me be your bust it baby
Guy: Naw, I need a bust it wifey.

Bust It Wifey by Sandy Do May 28, 2008

wifey

A dude has 4 different types of girls..
1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Ho's
Wifey is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again..

2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) .

3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..Dat call when Wifey acting up and you need a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there.

4) Ho's.. enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups incase a bitch or a boo slips up. Then you replace with a hoe

Dude1: Man I messed up big time with my wifey.
Dude2: You mean Kayla?
Dude1: No Kayla is just my boo. She cant never replace my girl Shea.
Dude2: What happened with Shea?
Dude1: She found out about me and Kayla.
Dude2: Dang dude, you're screwed now.

wifey by XxBumpLikeThisxX June 22, 2007

wifey ting

The woman that you want to wake up with in the same bed, then go downstairs and eat berries with her and your two children for breakfast.

Yo, are you trying to wife her?
Yea, she's a real wifey ting.

wifey ting by Mitch *_* May 15, 2016

Waffy Tush [tush] 

waffy tush: a girls vagina

wunt mind bit of tht "waffy tush tush"

Waffy Tush [tush] by Emma Atkinson 1992 October 17, 2008

Wiffacle 

Wiff Miracle - When, by all accounts you should be very smelly, but, some how, you still smell good.

I was at work all day, then I went out drinking and dancing, then I ate a smelly take away, then had lots of sex, then slept for a really long time, and some how, I just dont smell!!!
Its a wiffacle!!!

Wiffacle by yip87 January 3, 2010

wiffis 

An offshoot of baseball played in parks on basketball or tennis courts, or in big gymnasiums. It’s a game for kids who cannot afford to play proper sports that require some type of fee to join. It’s played either by running the bases or automatics. It gets its name from combining wiffle and tennis since the ball of choice is usually a tennis ball. It’s unlike stickball where a smooth gas ball and an actual stick are used. It can be played a multiple of ways. It can be fast-pitch against a wall with a box that is the strikezone, and usually one on one or two on two. In this scenario, it is usually automatics. The bat is a standard wiffle ball bat with the knob cut off and newspaper is stuffed into it to give it some weight. Then, electrical tape is wrapped around the barrel of the bat, and sometimes a tape knob is made. Ground rules are dictated by setting. See definition of automatics. When you can fill a whole team on a court, you run the bases, and it’s usually bounce pitch, so as to avoid chasing balls when there is no wall behind you. Since the pitch comes in as a meatball, you cannot hit them out of the park, that’s usually an automatic 3 outs. You need to swing with control. Hitting the fence on a line drive is usually a homerun. Number of players varies, as do the rules depending on the number of players.

Kid 1: Hey, are we playing wiffis down at Buchmuller Park?

Kid 2: bases or automatics?

Kid 1: it’s just the two of us numb-nuts, automatics of course!

wiffis by shredder666 November 10, 2010