wuffle

wuffle is the drug-of-choice for the new-millenium internet addict. it can only be obtained by offering quality online services to complete strangers for the low low price of $0.00, with no possibility of any renumeration.

High-wuffle-salary occupations include:

Moderating high-traffic public forums
*** bonus wuffle: paying real money to host the forums

Lurking around IT forums to help newbies and trolls with their IT problems
*** bonus wuffle: moderating those same forums. if you also host the forums then you may well suffer a wuffle overdose.

Releasing free software or PC Game modifications or total conversions
*** bonus wuffle: making a supporting website for it or releasing >3 versions

Hosting warez laden ratio-free FTPs with anonymous access
*** bonus wuffle: hiding the server on some poor unsuspecting businesses unprotected Win2k gateway beneath a mountain of weird directory names

These are just some examples of how to earn wuffle.

by streetdaddy September 1, 2004

wuffle

Term for a hairy vagina

"Man, did you see that lady's wuffle?! That was sick!"

by MichelleMarie January 14, 2008

Mommy Wuffles

Commonly associated with Wuffles, Ishbu, Fifi and briefly with shmoopie, is capable of brief memorable phrases such as 'I brought you your chips, and Im about to break those motherfuckers out' and 'sprry about my bum all up in your grill'. While the color of this creature varies greatly, spends alot of time in isolation, so is hard to see. Also spends alot of time in public places, hdidng and avoiding being seen.

Mommy Wuffles would so make me soup if I was too drunk to do it.

by AngieObviously November 5, 2004

blue whaffle

Blue whaffle is a sickness males get from sex and it makes your dick all puffy and nasty don't get it.

I fucked a bitch last night and got blue whaffle.

by Fuckabitchintheass June 15, 2017

whiffles

Short haircut (found in a translation of a deleted scene of John Waters'Cry-Baby)

The Squares (opposed to the Drapes) try to humiliate the Drapes by writting WHIFFLES on their rear.

by alexe0301 July 21, 2005

whiffle

The act of placing your nose in your romantic partner's ear and sniffing short quick sniffs. Like a whippet would.

The new Olympic sport in the marital arts section - the spank, hug and whiffle.

by More McLovin In The World October 2, 2012

Wuffle

a sticky situation or a troublesome moment.

-"Oh no, I forgot to hand in my English paper."
--"Uh oh... you're in a wuffle."
-"What do you think is going to happen?!"
--"I don't know... this is one big wuffle."

by Francis Bettis January 15, 2011