Cracker Whacker

Formerly known as “foldable chair” used in the 2023 Montgomery Alabama, Riverboat Brawl as the primary disciplinary tool or weapon by afro American Chair guy

“Wow he went wild with that ‘cracker Whacker”

by KNot the watcher August 13, 2023

Weed Whacker

A person, usually but not always a woman, who dates or otherwise becomes romantically or sexually involved with a man for the sake of obtaining free weed.

My friend isn't a gold digger--she's a weed whacker!! She's seeing this guy because she can get all the weed she wants!

by Stop the pendulum January 12, 2006

Whacker

A person in the crown Victoria community that adds lights and sirens and has no use for them. Whackers also complain about people ‘hating’ their “build” . Whackers May also use their equipment to deliver pizza and impress 13 year olds at a middle school . Whackers often spend more on lights and sirens then brushing there teeth and buy basic life necessities. Whackers are often Police Academy rejects and lie on social media about assistaning stranded motorist.

Marcos pizza manager :Hey Michael, can you deliver this pizza ?

Micheal: yeah ! I’ll go code 3 and start getting my mudflaps ready for Brenden !

Marcos pizza manger: can you just get mental help and stop being a whacker ?

by Whacker hunter June 3, 2019

goose whacker

a person who goes around and slaps people with his dick

That asshole over there is a goose whacker!

by wackingoff333333 April 16, 2010

Bag Whacker

A male who frequently masturbates

Can be used as an offensive term -

"George Bush is a Bag Whacker"

"That bloke's a bag whacker"

"He can't get a girl so he just whacks his bag all day long"

by david81 July 22, 2008

Reno rubber whacker

a commonly used tactic in Reno,Neveda in which the rubber used to have sex with a prostitute is taken off "pinched at the tip by the wearer" and used to repeatedly whack said prostitutes body until rubber is fully emptied.This is done for a number of reasons: overcharged, wasn't anygood, also just a fun thing to do.

Jenn's body was covered in cum and whelts after I did the reno rubber whacker on her for overcharging me for unsatisfactory sex.

by jp59 June 11, 2006

wang whacker

n. Wang-Whacker refers to a person or thing in which comes in contact with or has physically/romantically been involved with more than one wang in a violent/sexual manner. whang whackers love wangs.

dis bitch is a wang whacker.

by samCal June 7, 2007