Guy: Do you wear tighty whities or boxers?
Me: I usually wear boxers. I only wear tighty whities when I wanna wear my underwear wet.
Guy: What do you mean?
Me: Well, every time I've ever put on tighty whities in my life, I just get hard immediately and they're so tight they just constantly squeeze my balls until I cum. On the bright side, i enjoy they feel when their nice and wet with my warm jizz.
Guy: Dude, I need to go jerk off.
Me: I usually wear boxers. I only wear tighty whities when I wanna wear my underwear wet.
Guy: What do you mean?
Me: Well, every time I've ever put on tighty whities in my life, I just get hard immediately and they're so tight they just constantly squeeze my balls until I cum. On the bright side, i enjoy they feel when their nice and wet with my warm jizz.
Guy: Dude, I need to go jerk off.
by Ph0enixFucker69 August 14, 2022
Get the Tighty Whitiesmug. A parent or family that is so strict and overprotective, that they would never let their children do anything that was slightly M related.
Sherell: Hello dear, would your son like to join me and my grandchildren to go see the Wallabies get their heads caved in by the All Blacks?
Heather: Absolutely not, my son has to stay home and do his singular sheet of homework that is due in 6 months, and also, sports is too violent, even golf is for people who are really tough and hardcore and that go to the gym everyday and eat raw eggs for some reason.
Sherrell: Wow your family are such Tighty Whities, go lick a Coles trolley ya bozo.
Heather: Absolutely not, my son has to stay home and do his singular sheet of homework that is due in 6 months, and also, sports is too violent, even golf is for people who are really tough and hardcore and that go to the gym everyday and eat raw eggs for some reason.
Sherrell: Wow your family are such Tighty Whities, go lick a Coles trolley ya bozo.
by NOZDOGE24 May 14, 2023
Get the Tighty Whitiesmug. by foofypoof91 March 13, 2003
Get the whitie-domug. tighty whities that aren't skidmarked
by the mostly reverend mostly kim January 5, 2014
Get the tidy whitiesmug. Pants guys wear after hitting 30.
White Yfronts and Fly-fronts being popular.
Usually seen hanging on washing line every sunday after wash day.
White Yfronts and Fly-fronts being popular.
Usually seen hanging on washing line every sunday after wash day.
by 30s briefs lad September 9, 2010
Get the Tighty Whitiesmug. Frighty whities are tighty whities that are covered with crap, dried jizz, smegma, and grundle cheese.
They are very frightening.
They are very frightening.
After two months without changing them, Greg's frighty whities were so stiff he had to cut them off.
His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
by scodder May 20, 2010
Get the frighty whitiesmug. Form-fitting white underwear without the unnecessary constricting "thigh sleeves" of the supposedly superior boxer-brief. Associated, strangely enough, with both the very young and the very old. A beautiful, sexy, practical undergarment tradition that is in danger of being lost to popular backlash. Its last hope may lie in the fetishization of embarrassment, especially in a certain subculture of gay and bi-curious men.
by Villeville July 23, 2021
Get the tighty whitiesmug.