April Wheaton

A sad excuse for a name

Man that April Wheaton has weak shit

by Uber 9000 April 25, 2009

Mrs. Wheaton

Mrs. Wheaton is the one that doesnt teach and is so fucking sexist

you're going to fail because of Mrs. Wheaton

by guitarboi`2433 December 19, 2018

wheaton

Wheaton: a some what large suburb or Chicago, holds the record for the most churches per square mile in the united states. MOst people in wheaton are stuck up and moderatly wealthy, while the girls of the town have nothing better to do then cause drama. But their are a few select kids from wheaton warrenvill south high school as well as wheaton north highschool that do not fit this description. On the weekends kids in wheaton enjoy sitting around in parking lots while being drunk and or high. If this does not amuse then they will resort back to their favorite past time getting in fight after fight with Glembard south kids.In summerary there are a select few that no how to get down and party in wheaton, while the rest are tight assed bible banging rich snobs!

person A: excuse me but u live in wheaton right?
person B: yes, why?
person A: can i barrow your bible for a second i want to look something up.
person B: yes, of course u can.( pulls bible out of back pocket)

by bobby dizzle August 28, 2005

Wheaton

A town in Illinois, known for having the most churches per square mile than any other town in the United States. The people here are Christian for the most part, and religion is a big part of their lives. While many of the people are well-off to completely wealthy, they tend to be nice and helpful people as well, and not pretentious douche bags like they're thought to be. The guys are very gentleman-like, and the girls are also really nice. Wheaton is fairly sheltered, and a good place to raise children. The schools are split into Wheaton North and Wheaton South, which have a strong rivalry against each other, bordering on full-on hate. The sports here are fairly good, and sports are also a big part of everyone's lives.

Wheaton is a great town full of generally friendly and helpful people.

by Annie_O May 1, 2011

Not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

An Australian colloquialism; to be in a state of confusion.
Often used in a threatening or otherwise negative context.

To not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

If that bloke goes anywhere near my girl, I'll bash him so hard he won't know if he's Arthur or Martha!

by MrKapper July 9, 2006

wheaton bible-ed

When religious church noobs recruit you to go to their church... particularly in wheaton.

Shit son, jewy got wheaton bibled so hard that he is now a member of their church.

by bksizzle January 22, 2005

Whet

used when a situation is awkward and deserves no response because the comment was to dumb to answer with a real answer.

Not associated with "wit"

Wife:Hey honey we should have 12 kids...
Dude: whet?

Dude: I think your mom is hot man!

Dude 2: whet?

by James Longboard February 16, 2010