Wellington Wand

From New Zealand: A poorly endowed man hollows out a kiwi and slips it onto the end of his penis to artificially increase its size.

Johnny knew he couldn't compare to Jenn's ex-boyfriend in the man department; he knew he'd have to use the Wellington Wand to satisfy her.

by Doug Ruggles October 28, 2007

Beef Wellington

(n.) A name given to one who has difficulty telling truths. Extremely addicted to fabricating ridiculous stories. Displays total disregard for honesty.

Beef Wellington is telling people that he smuggled a monkey from Africa into the country. It was under his trench coat.

by Tommy Tagliente August 30, 2005

Beef Wellington

A fancy name for your penis.

Em: Hey come on lets fuck already!

Dave: Yea sure! But I need to ask Beef Wellington if its ok.

by =3MC= August 24, 2009

gay wellington

Imagine beef wellington. Replace the bread with blankets, and the beef with gay people. Voila! Gay Wellington.

As they watched the movie, they made a gay wellington.

by Ayeeee Wellington January 22, 2018

wellington band

another word for "shitty version of brand new"

man, brand new sucks, but that wellington band is worse!

by Josh Cunningham May 15, 2008

Wellington boys

Raised in Wellington, New Zealand. A disgrace to male kind.

Often cheats, pathological liarm,has a fear of commitment, passive aggressive and has an ego too big to handle. All looks, NO SUBSTANCE!

"Bloody Wellington Boys, say no more"

by speshtay October 12, 2011

BEEF WELLINGTON

A Beef Wellington, term used by all folowers of Nathan Bird. Often used as a word that represents any rude word.

GET YOUR BEEF WELLINGTON OUT. That Nathan Bird, what a beef wellington. Go away you beef wellington.

by NathanBlad January 29, 2009