western sydney lad

Found hanging around train stations at 7:30 (waaay past their bedtime) on a saturday/friday night, just waiting to go and 'bash dos try hard lads up'
They are usually found in the western suburbs of Sydney (penrith, blue mountains, rooty hill, blacktown, mt druitt ect) wearing striped shirts with their collars up, canturbury/adidas/nike ect track pants or footy shorts, white caps (also polo/sports brands), nike TNs or any other type of sport branded clothes.
They are seen hanging around on street corners or train stations in big circles acting all 'hard'. (they're really not)
Also hanging around with Lasses (female equivalent of a lad).

They usually talk about things being "eshays" (who knows what the actually means).

At day time they 'hang' around westfield malls and drive around in their shitty 4 seater cars (they're usually p-platers) with at least 8 people in it, honking their horn at any girl they see walking. (I know i tend to avoid them)

Usually filthy hair and shitty hair cuts with rats tails.

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Normal Kid "Yo, did you go to ____'s party the other night? I heard that some lad fucking taged his/her FLOOR!"
western sydney Lad "Oh man! I did that! aww, so fricken eshays brah. I gotta go to Penriff and walk around like i'm about to fuckin rape some girl that's in the change rooms at canturbury brah, even though i can't afford shit there"
Normal kid "=/ go fuck yourself."

by chuck eyyyy May 21, 2008

weezer

Very good rock band. Lead singer/ lead guitarist- rivers cuomo, guitarist- brian bell, bassist (current)-scott shriner, and drummer- pat wilson

Recomended songs:

tired of sex
only in dreams
pink triangle
falling for u
across the see
holiday
say it aint so
el scorcho

by Bert November 4, 2003

weederism

after smoking weed sometimes the brain changes the word order of it's sentences:

smoking weed after brain the sometimes order changes the sentences it's word

a cousin of spoonerism, yodaism

by kahda July 20, 2004

Wester

Someone who comes from an area in Bristol, UK. This area has a bit of a reputation for being rough and is associated with breaking the law and unsocial behavior.

Your such a wester!
he looks like a dirty wester!
Im not parking my car there, its full of westers!

by LUKECOOPER April 28, 2009

Western Wednesday

Any Wednesday night at WWU, a typical university where the letter "A" is more commonly followed by "lcohol" than by "+."

Bro: Dude, guess what day it is...
Party slut: Wednesday in the middle of finals week?
Bro: No silly. It's WESTERN WEDNESDAY!
Party slut: Oh, silly me. Lets get CRUNK and HOOK UP!

by tahwwhat March 18, 2009

'chang' western

A person who has an army and whom has an Asian father and a slutty, prostitute mother. He has yellow skin and everybody shags his mother. He is also bent.

Look there goes another 'chang' western

by Rhys123 October 10, 2014

fancy western rinse

A fancy western rinse is the showering of your lower body when there is no toilet paper available.

"Thanks for that Wal-Mart card, Mom, I've been doing fancy western rinses for about a week and a half."

by assumedonym April 24, 2016