Weapon Of Mass Disappearance 

A highly destructive explosive that according to George Bush, was a common fixture in every Iraqi household. However, upon searching for sed weapons, they disappeared.

Dubya: The Iraqi's have WMD's!
The Rest Of The World: WMD otherwise known as Weapons of Mass Disappearance.
Dubya: Uhhhhh (pause for terrible effect) What?

Weapon Of Mass Disappearance by Homie G October 3, 2004

Weapon of Total Destruction 

This is also called "The Cobalt Bomb." The Cobalt Bomb is capable of wiping out life on earth. It explodes and emits long-lasting and lethal gamma radiation, the most energetic radiation in the electromagnetic spectrum.

The weapon of total destruction can kill every living thing on earth.

Weapon of Total Destruction by Arthur Tsipan September 18, 2006

Weapon of Mass Dysfunction

A person or object that causes high levels of problems for people, organizations and groups.

John Swanson is such a screw up he is like a weapon of mass dysfunction for our group.

Weapon of Mass Dysfunction by Coolest Man Alive July 19, 2011

weapon of mass debation 

pornogaphic magazine.

Camilla was away for the weekend, competing in the Horse of the Year show, so Charles asked his butler to nip out to the newsagents and pick up a weapon of mass debation.

weapon of mass debation by Dunky Oggins December 2, 2003

weapon of gas destruction 

A very pungent, very volatile, evil-smelling fart that can possibly cause nearby people to lose their willpower.

Can be easily caused by a person eating too much food that gives gas.

I am so fucking pissed off! I totally ruined my relationship with that girl because while I was dancing with her at the senior prom, I let out an uncontrollable weapon of gas destruction that left her and other couples in total disarray and dismay!

weapon of gas destruction by Mark H July 2, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

What your ass becomes after eating an IHOP broccoli & cheese omelet for breakfast, a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell for lunch and White Castle sliders & beer for dinner

you need to register that weapon of ass destruction after chowing-down that entire tray of broccoli and cheese casserole after the bar last night

weapon of ass destruction by LEDP April 4, 2009

weapon of mass destruction 

Singular of weapons of mass destruction.

Iraq has a weapon of mass destruction.

weapon of mass destruction by Anonymous July 13, 2003