British English meaning either:
1) to masturbate; the act of masturbation
2) bad; poor; unsatisfactory
1) to masturbate; the act of masturbation
2) bad; poor; unsatisfactory
by Szam December 23, 2008
by VikingCVSB June 18, 2021
Developed in support of the Anti-Planking Movement. It is the act of smearing one's sweaty cock on any surface that is known as a common area for planking. This method is used to prevent planking on these surfaces, and if fails to do so is done in hopes that a planker will use his/her mouth on these surfaces while planking. It was developed by Anti-Planking leader, Drew the Wanker.
He was wanking on the row of gum ball machines because he hates hipster douchebags planking on them. He is a true patriot.
by Drew182 July 21, 2011
1) I fancy a wanking session
2) Stop wanking about
3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking
2) Stop wanking about
3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking
by I'm Jack Cooper April 3, 2005
1. Something i do four times a day.
2. An act usually done because of the
precious milky stuff it produces.
milky stuff tastes bitter, and is
famous for its rejuvinating powers.
3. Causes ORGASM, the most pleasureable
thing on earth.
2. An act usually done because of the
precious milky stuff it produces.
milky stuff tastes bitter, and is
famous for its rejuvinating powers.
3. Causes ORGASM, the most pleasureable
thing on earth.
When I'm all alone at home, I invite my friends and we wank together and mix our white liquid stuff.
by WANK EMPEROR August 29, 2003
1) British slang referring to the act of masturbation
2) A term among guitarists to describe random and excessive riffing at usually high speed as if one is jerking off the guitar.
2) A term among guitarists to describe random and excessive riffing at usually high speed as if one is jerking off the guitar.
1) I'll bet you like to wank for hours on end to pictures of men's asses
2) Many think Synyster Gates is a great guitarist but all he does is wank
2) Many think Synyster Gates is a great guitarist but all he does is wank
by Geet4rist December 4, 2009
1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate
1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization
by Ben August 12, 2003