by KingYonatan March 17, 2021
Get the Wallop mug.(Pronounced WULL-OO) One of the most offensive curse-words in the history of mankind.
Historically uttered first by the first man to ever get fired by their boss in the history of mankind. Then it was uttered by Chuck Norris, when it was lost in historical etymology for 95 years because nobody wanted to be the third person to utter the word after Chuck in fear of having their ass delivered to them via USPS the next day.
It was inevitably re-introduced in one of Stephen Hawking's recent (2009) mathmatical formulas to prove time travel.
The fourth to utter it was the hip hop artist Twista, who supposedly mumbled it by accident inbetween one of his lyrics at a bajillion word per second.
It means absolutely nothing - the only word in human language to mean absolutely nothing - which is why it is so devastating.
It sounds offensive, it IS offensive; yet, no authority can penalize, scold, or punish you for saying it. Most e
Discaimer: Expect a lightning bolt from the sky when you decide to grow balls to utter it.
Historically uttered first by the first man to ever get fired by their boss in the history of mankind. Then it was uttered by Chuck Norris, when it was lost in historical etymology for 95 years because nobody wanted to be the third person to utter the word after Chuck in fear of having their ass delivered to them via USPS the next day.
It was inevitably re-introduced in one of Stephen Hawking's recent (2009) mathmatical formulas to prove time travel.
The fourth to utter it was the hip hop artist Twista, who supposedly mumbled it by accident inbetween one of his lyrics at a bajillion word per second.
It means absolutely nothing - the only word in human language to mean absolutely nothing - which is why it is so devastating.
It sounds offensive, it IS offensive; yet, no authority can penalize, scold, or punish you for saying it. Most e
Discaimer: Expect a lightning bolt from the sky when you decide to grow balls to utter it.
1. "You ffffat wallu."
2. "You're nothing short of a wallu."
3. "Tell your mom thanks for the wallu."
4. "I did a lot of wallu yesterday. I can't go to school."
5. "Last night I wallu'd all over your couch dude, my bad."
6. "W...wa...wallu-" *thunderstrike* *dies*
2. "You're nothing short of a wallu."
3. "Tell your mom thanks for the wallu."
4. "I did a lot of wallu yesterday. I can't go to school."
5. "Last night I wallu'd all over your couch dude, my bad."
6. "W...wa...wallu-" *thunderstrike* *dies*
by Bl4ckR41nH0Q May 20, 2010
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To fuck a girl hard.
Bob went to the movies with Jess yesterday, he gave her a good walloping in his apartment afterwards.
I walloped my girlfriend everywhere last night!
Natasha is such a slut, she got a walloping from 5 black men last week.
I gave Jess a good walloping in her ass hole, then sent her on her way.
I walloped my girlfriend everywhere last night!
Natasha is such a slut, she got a walloping from 5 black men last week.
I gave Jess a good walloping in her ass hole, then sent her on her way.
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by jake horwite April 26, 2020
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A woman being controlled by a man with the promise of sex. The opposite of pussy whipped.
A woman being controlled by a man with the promise of sex. The opposite of pussy whipped.
'She won't even go for a coffee unless she checks with her man and get permission. She's so cock wallopped!'
by chisamosa April 9, 2005
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2. a penis you hang on your wall as a trophy
2. a penis you hang on your wall as a trophy
1. "Yeah, well, screw you, wallpenis!"
2. When I got home that evening, I immediately went to my room to hang up my new wallpenis.
2. When I got home that evening, I immediately went to my room to hang up my new wallpenis.
by floorpussy November 7, 2011
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