Walking Billboard

People who wear lots of name brand logos.

Person A: Greg wears alot of logos to school.
Person B: Ya, he's a walking billboard.

by tlhoneysuckle January 21, 2010

Walking L

Flightreacts

Flightreacts is a walking L because he is shit at everything.

by Hdheosnsndbdj August 22, 2017

walking wallet

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.

After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.

by Lefty September 11, 2005

dog walker

slang term, dog whistle for a transgender person. Especially an activist moderator on internet forums.

Poster 1: Look at all these deleted comments, looks like one of the mods is a dog walker
Poster 2: How do dog walkers do this shit for free???

by Tintin of Lhouvum February 10, 2022

gormless walker

A pedestrian walking on a bike parth or on a bush track used by mountain bikers who are dozy, have a vacant expression, they are oblivious to their surroundings, with their mouths agape, they lack situational awareness.

when alerted to the presence of bike riders they always act like startled rabbits and step in front of the rider

I rung my bell but the gormless walker stepped right in front of my bike, she was a candidate for a darwin award.

by mountianbikeman June 22, 2010

Low Walking

Going out on the Down Low. Hangin at a Neighborhood or Corner Bar that you don"t normally go to, so U can just relax with friends. Being incognito or undetectable for a night.

I'm not in the mood to go to that club tonight, let's just go Low Walking at Crow's Nest tavern & Paulie's Pub.

by BigMike67 September 11, 2010

Suicide Walker

A male/female that’s suicidal or has suicidal thoughts but tries really hard to act out as if he/she is a happy person to cover up his/her pain.

Person 1: Mannn I wish I could be as happy as that guy!
Person 2: Yeah but he is actually a suicide walker, I saw marks on his forearm a few days ago.

by YYouDontKnowMe August 17, 2018