by Hephasteous September 4, 2007
- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?"
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."
by RGB May 1, 2006
Slapping someone's ass EXTREMELY hard while they are asleep, which wakes the person up, and often results in violence.
by Dumas January 6, 2007
By far the best thing to do, as frequently as possible.
Gives you a more positive perspective on your day.
Gives you a more positive perspective on your day.
Life is stressful, marijuana relieves stress like nothing else in the world. That is why I wake and bake. Morning rush traffic jams become 'good opportunities to listen to more Billy Joel'... Legalize it.
by E-krillzdustdrugsdopecheeseganjasmokecrankykrunk April 23, 2007
When you wake up with unstyled hair and it looks fucked from sleeping on it.
When you do something while still half asleep.
When you do something while still half asleep.
I woke up with wake-fucked hair. My hair is wake fucked.
I walked into the wall because I was wake fucked.
I walked into the wall because I was wake fucked.
by illustrix August 15, 2010
When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.
by Zeakladroda July 7, 2010
I bet that guy on American Horror Story likes to wake and crank, since he's always crying and masturbating.
by alcoholicgifts November 16, 2011