toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 13, 2012

Waft

The collective noun for a group of clunge/fanny

The lads gawped as a load of clunge wafted past

by Jeza July 8, 2022

Shit waft

A bad situation that someone that someone passes onto someone else and leaves them to it

Person 1: dude that guy over there just totally got me to pay all his depts off a few months ago and still hasn't paid me back.I would steer clear of him.

Person 2: damn what a shit waft. I'll definitely steer clear of him

by Mattartmancurt07 May 31, 2024

log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.

Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.

by drstevenwerose March 24, 2022

Waft

To describe something or someone that is unbelievably fast, smooth, and effortlessly rapid — usually in a way that looks unbothered or clean. Often used to hype up cars, runners, or anything that moves with serious pace.

“You’ve got some right waft in that thing.”

“That car that went past has some proper waft.”

“Add a stage 2 map and you’ll feel the waft.”

by anon293837377 July 16, 2025