Urban Assault Vehicle

A 2006 Subaru Outback that can go 4 feet deep underwater, carry 6 frag grenades in the cup holder, and withstand the constant gunshots directed at the back bumper

Bro people keep shooting at my back bumper while I’m 3 feet underwater

Ahh chill man, it just means it’s an urban assault vehicle.

by ThyMemethOfGythavil March 31, 2019

Standard child molestation vehicle

Squad car for the police in opposition to the $500 shit box I could get free for copper poisoning for their abuse in the Guelph police service canines

They raped me at 12 of my childhood education and 16 of my childhood home and children standard child molestation vehicles are disgusting menace to society

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Pedophile Vehicle

A Cargo Van, Typically White and in a dirty or beaten up condition

Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econolines, Old Dodge Ram Vans. or Toyota Hiace, Renault Master and Volkswagen Crafter (if you live in other parts of the world) are examples of Pedophile Vehicles.

by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025

Vehicle

It is a thing you drive

Vehicles Like vans sedans bikes motorcycles hatchbacks fastbacks and more

by Bradlong2882 February 10, 2019

Vehicleing

A blanket term for someone who is attempting (or is) interacting with vehicular objects, however is unprepared and does not a clear idea of what they are actually doing. Individuals who are vehicleing often do not understand what they are doing.

Mark really likes vehicleing

by lego_rulles January 22, 2025

vehicle hide and seek

Large scale hide and seek but with vehicles and the whole city is the boundary

"We should play some vehicle hide and seek tonight"

by Munrokr May 26, 2014

Pedophile Vehicle

A white cargo van that looks sketchy as hell, usually dirty, dented, or missing a hubcap.
Stereotypically the ride of choice for creeps, clowns, or anyone you definitely don’t wanna see parked outside a playground.

Common suspects include: Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econoline, old Dodge Ram Vans, and in other parts of the world, Toyota Hiace, Renault Master, or Volkswagen Crafter.

Jarred: “Yo, why’s that crusty white van circling the block again?”
Jamie: “Bruh, that’s a straight-up pedophile vehicle.”

by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025