a truly messed up Sesame Street character gone wrong. They took my beloved cookie eating monster away from me and replaced him with this son of a bitch"the veggie monster." No one cares if your child is fat, it's just a show, how about better parenting. The song "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me" has been changed to "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food,". Bullshit.
fat little son of a bitch: do you re3member the cookie monster?
me: yea, its fat little kids like you that got him changed to the veggie monster.
much like a drug pusher, veggie pushers are constantly pushing the vegetarian lifestyle onto you by telling you that your way of eating is wrong and should be changed.
vegetarian hipster: "Ughh, meat is like, so gross, why do you even eat it, you should like go vegetarian , its like, so much better."
anti vegetarian hipster: "why must you be such a veggie pusher?"