Spread Em Like Vegemite

It’s an Aussie saying for a beautiful female to bend over and spread her legs open for daddy

Hey you, Spread Em Like Vegemite!

by Antony the sick bloke March 9, 2021

Triple Spangled Vegemite Suprise

When 3 males line up on their knees and backs in a 69 configuration with a condom in their mouth. The first person defecates into the condom in the mouth of the next, then the second to the third. Finally the third person defecates onto a piece of toast along with the contents of the condoms and then all three ejaculate on top of the turd toast. The last one to do so has to eat the Vegemite suprise while being urinated on by the other two!

Man, there were no girls around at that party last night so three of us blokes decided to go and play the "Triple Spangled Vegemite suprise"! Dig didnt like losing at all!

by ticklemaster87 December 10, 2010

spread em like vegemite

It's an Aussie saying created by two fine blokes that go by the names Antony and Jordan which is a whore call for a girl you like to spread her cheeks open and bend over for daddy

Oi Spread Em Like Vegemite!

by Antony the sick bloke March 5, 2021

Vegemite

Traditional stray’an paste that only pure aussies know how to eat. Also can be used as prank food for foreigners.

Aussie dude: hey mate put some of this vegemite on your toast
American guy: ok *puts Nutella’s worth of vegemite on toast*
American guy: *vomite and gets sent to the hospital

Aussie dude: lmao what a fucking cunt

by oof spaghetti November 26, 2018

Vegemite Day

The 26th May
A day of celebration for the Australian National Spread - Vegemite!
its common for people on this day to only eat with vegemite,

"Hey Mate, you ready for Vegemite Day?" "Sure am mate"

by Tr0uBlz3 February 22, 2023

vegemite scroll

Australian slang : When you do a forward tumble roll while shitting yourself. Like a pencil roll only nastier. Often unplanned.

Did you see that tripper do a tumble roll down the hill? Yeah mate but it went full Vegemite scroll, wasn't pretty.

by Rem_sleep September 30, 2019

Vegemite Sandwich

A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then "spread and bread" between two white males.

"Yo! Vanilla. You and your white arse cracker friend wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? Whooo we going to make us a Vegemite Sandwich."

by Angusmypattie February 28, 2024