Man 1: Did you hear that jack thinks the moon landing was faked?
Man 2: Oh yeah man, that's a Vandal Opinion
Man 2: Oh yeah man, that's a Vandal Opinion
by 2004 toyota corrola August 02, 2022
A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist March 15, 2012
by Dordobolong April 10, 2021
News: A hotel building has been destroyed, 20 people have died because someone apparently set a “bomb” on it.
Person1: i feel so bad i committed a crime!!!!
Person2: Wait? that person who did was u?
Person1: Yeah, i committed vandalism.
Person1: i feel so bad i committed a crime!!!!
Person2: Wait? that person who did was u?
Person1: Yeah, i committed vandalism.
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here January 06, 2022
action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property. Unless it's a really cool graffiti.
"... look at that tag that someone painted in a wall that does not own and it's very ugly, such vandalism.."
".. look at that cool graffity, doesn't matter if he had permission or not that is definitelly not vandalism.."
"... I am going to google the vandalism definition that fits my needs..."
".. look at that cool graffity, doesn't matter if he had permission or not that is definitelly not vandalism.."
"... I am going to google the vandalism definition that fits my needs..."
by anonymango November 26, 2016
by silverseal September 16, 2011
The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.
by Slimecraw January 12, 2021