News: A hotel building has been destroyed, 20 people have died because someone apparently set a “bomb” on it.
Person1: i feel so bad i committed a crime!!!!
Person2: Wait? that person who did was u?
Person1: Yeah, i committed vandalism.
Person1: i feel so bad i committed a crime!!!!
Person2: Wait? that person who did was u?
Person1: Yeah, i committed vandalism.
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here January 5, 2022

"The Vandalizer" when you empty out a can of spray paint on her vagina and then proceed to fuck her with the can, whilst yelling "I'm a misunderstood teenager"
We did " The Vandalizer" position last night, it looked like a Van Gogh painting on her bed afterwards
by Matthew69Bruf March 9, 2020

yeah so val? no but val? liek acc imagine having a 700 fps lapcock and still being s3 like that n all is liek hoonly but liek ask u tho? yeha but this clown literally is so gaia he acc just reaver no but krunker? yeha that n all is liek hoonly but imagine being so homogaia that ur phobis literally just ur bitch whos acc a cat whos gay oh so gaia oh yeah VAOIRGH yeha ns.
by PanduOIRGH September 9, 2022

A type of Vandalism that is so Badly and Poorly made its Funny, and, can be reused for satirical Purposes.
Tyler: Some kid drew all over my wallet, trying to fuck it up, but it looks really funny so i'm keeping it
Karl: Now That's what i call Recycled Vandalism
Karl: Now That's what i call Recycled Vandalism
by Jonathan347774 September 22, 2021

action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property. Unless it's a really cool graffiti.
"... look at that tag that someone painted in a wall that does not own and it's very ugly, such vandalism.."
".. look at that cool graffity, doesn't matter if he had permission or not that is definitelly not vandalism.."
"... I am going to google the vandalism definition that fits my needs..."
".. look at that cool graffity, doesn't matter if he had permission or not that is definitelly not vandalism.."
"... I am going to google the vandalism definition that fits my needs..."
by anonymango November 25, 2016

Man 1: Did you hear that jack thinks the moon landing was faked?
Man 2: Oh yeah man, that's a Vandal Opinion
Man 2: Oh yeah man, that's a Vandal Opinion
by 2004 toyota corrola August 2, 2022

A deliberate act to poignantly, and comically, "vandalize" society while skirting laws of actual vandalism.
"His social vandalism of store products with stickers, that are both offensive to some but true for all, caused an uproar in the baby department of his local store."
by LaughNowCryLater December 19, 2021
