Valetnine

A commonly mistaken version of "valentine" usually expressed when written in haste due to a lack of an actual "Valentine"

Instant Messaging:
Man One: Wow dude you've got the best date this February...with yourself hahaha
Man Two: I don't even need a valetnine whatever this sucks
Man One: You need some help man

by Uncle Reality February 10, 2014

Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.

When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.

by rpcgal February 27, 2021

valensia

Is a beautiful woman who can be mean at sometime and nice don't try her because she will come back for all of y'all and one of a kind and if she like u then u must be special and she will never give up and love the ones who love her

Valensia is a woman who. Can be a devia

by nonamenoblame November 22, 2021

Valeska

The most beautiful, amazing, breathtaking woman you will ever come across. She will make you fall in love with one look. She's strong and independent, lowkey scary sometimes. She loves food, Anime, Shopping, the beach, rollercoasters, Traveling. She got the best jokes, brightens up anyone's day. She is courageous, brave, sassy but fierce. She isn't afraid to tell anyone off but everyone respects her. The best woman ever. Cares for the poor because of her great heart. She's the most giving person you can meet. She has a passion for fashion.

Ex 1 Valeska will always have my heart.
Ex.2 Where is the goat? You mean Valeska???!!!!
Ex.3 Give Valeska anything she wants.

by DoritoChips April 23, 2023

Armenian Valet

When you create a parking space where one doesn't exist; usually with hazard flashers. Most often in the fire lane in front of the door at a store, but could also be at the end of an existing row of parking spaces.

I can't get out of the parking lot; someone did Armenian Valet and I can't get around them to the exit.

by David VonDoom October 3, 2016

Valet

The action of a female assisting the insertion of a male's penis into her vagina.

What's the point of trying to find an open space to park if you can just valet.

by Jizzy Weep January 19, 2013

Valet Parking

When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.

My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.

by UncleMikeOnWheels February 7, 2020