Smear utter cream

When you have to much salad dressing on your big toe.

Wow! Did you see all that smear utter cream?

by ThatBagle26 March 21, 2020

An Utter Clown

Someone who is beyond the point of being simply a clown, but below the point of becoming the entire circus. Those that are deemed an "utter clown" are themselves close to becoming a place of entertainment known as a circus.

Ace, you are an utter clown. Another silly move like that and you might just become the entire circus.

by Truly Goopy March 28, 2020

It was a complete and utter nightmare

What Joseph from season 6 on Hell's Kitchen said after his partner in crime, Louie, wasted the whole resturant's lamb ("look, lOok, LOOK, WTF IS THIS?!")

Gordon: JOSEPH! SWITCH IT OFF!

Joseph during interview: Never had a service like that before, It was a complete and utter nightmare.

by Skyrim550 April 18, 2022

utterbadassery

Being up to something anytime anywhere that is totally bad ass and is funny as hell is utterbadassery. It can be compared to, but is more than, dropping huge water balloons off of tall buildings onto people, exposing yourself to a cop, stealing an old man's walker, fucking with a mime or one of those silver cowboys or one of the buckingham palace guards, telling airport security that your friend is a terrorist, telling airport security that YOU are a terrorist, grabbing a random woman's ass, stealing stuff in a nun or priest outfit, sleeping with as many of your friends' girls as you can at once, and shit like that. It's more like doing all of these things at once, and not giving a damn about what happens.

Despite all the Fall Out Boy references, the term was coined (as far as I can tell) by OK Go

Obama: Utterbadassery. This is why I was elected. Utterbadassery. I just love saying it.

Urban Dictionary is a prime example of utterbadassery.

by dangraham! February 21, 2009

uttermost

The most far out or craziest thing or things.

Love is sharing your uttermost feelings, thoughts, and emotions with one another.

by Clwatk02 October 10, 2016

UTTERFUCK

Usually used when someone is PISSED AS SHIT! Utterfuck is also a word describing when someone is titty-fucking a cow. This originated when Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was preforming an extremely bad ass concert which the queen of England was attending.
Mozart decided he wanted to make his performance the best he had for the queen.

In short he titty-fucked a cow.

Black Guy: "I have some bad news... Your son is dead..."
White Guy: "UTTERFUCK!!!"

by ac3092 September 9, 2009

utterly ridiculous

A universal adjective which may indicate contentment or discontent in something, or that a certain event is, has been, or will be enjoyable, boring, fun, painful or exciting.

Last night was utterly ridiculous.

by kcynic July 23, 2006