Uptown

A place in Victoria BC where kids hangout in the upstairs of McDonald’s and start beef with other kids or adults and vape inside. Usually get kicked out and fight the indian manager.

Mom: What did you do at uptown today?
Kid: Sat in uptown dons and ate.

by Xanny bars November 7, 2019

uptown Philly

Chestnut Hill, East Mt Airy, Germantown.

The real part of Philly....uptown and pround

Damn, I wanna go to uptown philly so I can play some dice

by Savage 392972 October 30, 2023

Uptown

Its quiet

Alexander: Eliza do you like it uptown? Its quiet uptown.

Eliza: Bro, you just cheated on me and our son died. Do you expect me to like it?

Alexander: jeez okay

by UwUQween May 13, 2020

Uptown Kurtis

Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.

Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!

by FuturePrimitive April 15, 2013

Uptown riders

A shitty gta Mc

Uptown riders are free kills

by Whosagewho April 27, 2021

Uptown

North-midwest slang for methamphetamine.

Meth = “up” or “uptown”

Heroin = “down” or “downtown”

Dealer: “Yo do you fuck with uptown?”

Friend: “Oh you mean coke?”

Dealer: “Nah, I mean SHIT.”

Me: “He means meth homie, nah we’re good fuck that.”

by danasp_42 April 17, 2020

Uptown

In the town above or below you

Did you hear about uptown?

by $Mik73 May 2, 2022