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Unicorn Girl

A girl that's just as elusive as a unicorn. You can never get her and you'll rarely ever see her but whenever you see her you just lose all sense of yourself and it feels like it's destiny.
She may be my unicorn girl but I'll get her one day.
by Dooby909 July 24, 2019
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unicorn slump

Yo! He just drank unicorn slump!
by lil x! April 23, 2017
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charlie the unicorn

The most awesome mini cartoon featuring charlie the unicorn.
"Shun the non-believer!

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN-NUH!!!"

"It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness"

"Oh when you're down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountian Cave
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
Such a Happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got Lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town!
It's the Mecca of love, the Candy Cave!
they've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats candy rats chocolate bats its a wonderland of sweets find a candy train to town and hear the candy band candy bells its a treat as they march across the land cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground turn around be astound at the dacing candy treats in the candy cave imagination runs so free so now charlie please will you go into the cave *boom* "
Charlie the unicorn rocks.
by compoura December 1, 2006
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Unicorn In C Major.

A song by a comedy music duo named Stuckey and Murray in which they express their feelings about wanting to fornicate a Unicorn. It has about 162,00 views on Youtube, and it's one of those things you can watch more than once and still laugh like hell.
**A guy sits at a computer on Youtube while his friend pays little attention. **

((From the Speakers)): I'M FUCKING A UNICOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!

Guy #1: What the hell are you watching...?

Guy #2: Unicorn in C Major.
by FritzTheCat420 August 25, 2012
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unicorn goggles

the act of covering each of your lover's eyes with one testicle while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn
Girl was so freaky she begged to wear my unicorn goggles!
by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013
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unicornwelly

"this is like a welly, however when you wear it, it gives you magical powers, you become awesome and have the ability to give out free pills and shit"
Nice Unicornwelly man, can i have some pills
by paulslogic February 20, 2015
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unicornflake

A derogatory slang term for an entitled, self-important person. Derived from the seborrheic dermatitis that falls from a typically manbunned male while salmoning on an electric unicycle on crowded city sidewalks. Other sightings include a female throwing elbows while stumbling erratically and texting. Sometimes observed in their natural habitat on pubic transit with an un-removable full backpack while carrying an electric unicycle.
The unicornflakes at the Taylor Swift concert were dancing like flies on a cows ass when the wind picks up.
by unicornflake January 10, 2019
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