udder me

damn she udder me real good
by hiopio February 19, 2018
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Udder Poo Dangle

When a Cow is Milked and the milk just dangles.Similar to poo dangle. See Poo dangle
Wow that cow has a lot of udder poo dangle!!
by SarahLynnBrown33333 October 14, 2008
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Death Udders

When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
by GUSHING ANAL BADGER December 13, 2010
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udder crap

What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.
The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.

So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?
by Definitively Cool December 12, 2023
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Girl Udders

"A baby sucks their mother's Girl Udder(s), this is lactating"

"When we f**k, I pinch her Udders"

"I like milking my Girl Udders, mmmm"
by Awkward. June 07, 2014
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Udder

An absolutely wonderful thing, the best thing ever to be created on this universe, the holy udder, the udderest of udderity.
Guy 1: Have you milked a cow using its udder?
Guy 2: WHAT DID YOU SAY UDDER?? UDDER IS A HOLY WORD WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
by 9.5.1946 was cool April 09, 2022
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Udders

A slang word for typically abnormally large breasts found on women and can even be found on men who eat too much.
Daaaamn! She’s got udders!

Hes so fat, he has udders!
by Am Gay Boi March 21, 2019
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