Pulling my Udder

For when someone is messing with you/annoying you

Cmon dude you’re really pulling my udder

by GiocoGiacobbe October 24, 2020

literal udder

Used as an insult, describing someone who is poorly dressed, and at the same time has a bad haircut and smells funny. Not to be confused with its counterpart, udder, which is used to describe a mother mammals' underside.

"Did you see Zachary? The 15 year old, with ugly, urine colored hair?"
"Yeah, hes a literal udder. Used to be cool, now he cant be anything but a literal udder."

by BingBong,SonOfLingLong October 26, 2022

milking the back udder

When a woman give a boob job to a mans penis and making him ejaculate.

Dude, I got lucky last night, and she was totally milking the back udder, if you know what I mean ;)

by KANT D3Ni November 20, 2017

Blue udders

When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow

Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?

Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!

Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!

by Beefeth June 30, 2021

Death Udders

When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.

Go suck on some death udders.

by GUSHING ANAL BADGER December 14, 2010

udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

Udder shudder

Forming a ladies breast into an udder and stimulating one’s anus with it

John likes to perform the “udder shudder” with his wife

by Johnny hubbert February 8, 2024