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twisting my udder

When somethings surprising or causes confusion.
"Joeys only a sophmore?! Man you've gotta be twisting my udder!!"
by Celendine February 14, 2023
mugGet the twisting my uddermug.

Udder-sucker

I went out last night and this udder-sucker was talking about how he fucked his cousin last night
by Justine4421 July 10, 2022
mugGet the Udder-suckermug.

sig udder

"significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)

udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !
my sig udder is going to "grind the poison" out of me !

i'm waiting for my sig udder !
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
mugGet the sig uddermug.

udder chaos

When you have drunken sex with a girl with huge tits.
We hooked up last night it was udder chaos.
by Richard Manuel March 9, 2021
mugGet the udder chaosmug.

udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.
If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
mugGet the udder nincompoopmug.

The Udder of Sympathy

When one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. Like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it's mother's udder milk.

In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.
"Sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. With the help of her friend's supportive comments and 1026 likes, Sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her fucking life"
by mupsaucer May 26, 2017
mugGet the The Udder of Sympathymug.

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