Toad Clit

When a woman's vagina gets really infested with STI's (sexually transmitted disease) and it turns black and gets worts and pimples on it

dude, Lilly had a pitch black "Toad Clit"

by DizzyFizzy July 16, 2015

twaddleberries

Residual toilet paper, unintentionally stuck to the female genitalia

When preparing to give Missy oral pleasure, Brian discovered she was infested with twaddleberries!

by Lizology February 22, 2007

Hypno Toad

Hypno Toad- A world famous TV icon from the crazy world of futurama. Is currently being nominated for many awards.
Beware after 15 minutes of constant viewing can cause the following symptoms- Headaches, manic hair brushing , feeling of flying and necrophilia.

Hypno Toad e.g Scary freak who know everything irrelevant,nothing important and generally is green and slimy.aka Mr B

by Cpt Crazy November 30, 2006

toady loach

An unatrative leeching cunt of a woman,a bottom feeding parasite of a person.

Sally ,that toady loach,bummed another 20 bucks off me. Why doesn't she use that gold mine between her legs for something else than a tuna factory?

by ol buzzard March 7, 2014

Toadette

SO KAWAII! I wanna huuug her! Pink female version of Toad from Mario Kart:Double Dash!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!

Hi, Toadette! ^_^

by Snebulizer December 3, 2003

Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
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Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.

Kyle- Bro, Jake got a toad job last night!!

Joe- No sir! That's not cool!

by TheBestMane October 23, 2009

TWOD

Till we overdose.
A term made known by RnB artist The Weeknd

We gon pop these pills TWOD

by 14TwoFelonies&ALotOfWeed November 15, 2016