Shannon Tweed

A hot blonde who starred in many Cinemax/Showtime soft porn movies in the late 80s and 90s. She also has had a long-time relationship with Gene Simmons, the lead singer of KISS. Great tits.

I just saw a Shannon Tweed flick that made me hard.

by TheRealDeal77 October 28, 2008

Tweedfucker

A girl engages in sexual activities with her professor and/or TA to get a good grade in a class at college.

Professor Rob gave Mary an A in Calculus 3 because she let him give her a hot carl.

by DRocko August 10, 2005

tweety birdness

A level of awesomeness that can only be reached by a few things including my gangsta homie tweety.

Your friend says "That's freakin awesome" and you say "Hell yeah, tweety birdness!"

by A Pers0n March 6, 2009

tweedle your needle

A slang term for masterbating. (usually referred to masterbating only with the fingers due to a particularly small penis.)

Robert: Don't bother me now, im doing homework!

Me: Does that homework include tweedle your needle?

Robert: Whats that?

Me: You should know. It's all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.

by SuckonitRob February 4, 2010

tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all

last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log

by turtlevagina September 5, 2010

tweetycall

Booty call over twitter

I was mad horny, so I gave my boyfriend a tweetycall.

by elDiablo1410 October 5, 2011

tweed

Someone or something that is as or more annoying as a new wool sweater or cloth when worn against bare skin.

"Gosh, he just won't shut up! He's such a tweed!"

by steele_is_more_cool_than_you March 14, 2009