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twatting

" i'm gonna go home and give the old girl a helluva twatting the night lads.she wont know whats gonna hit her!"
by captain perrins May 20, 2003
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twatingale

a mystical fairy-like vaginal dwelling insect that glows in the dark.
Oh Charlotte! make sure you clean out your stinky vaginal creases before you go to bed so the twatingales dont bite!
by captain McDoucher November 27, 2011
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Twaying

v; The act of lingering for at least four hours in order to receive sexual pleasure, usually via a clingy bitch.
She wasn't over staying her welcome, she was twaying.

The morning after, she was twaying and stayed until noon. I finally lied and told her I had class.
by pi kappa phi May 14, 2014
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twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when a someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)
Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!
by Jameson Ashlee August 30, 2013
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Twatting

Gratituous overuse of the @ on Twitter. Especially when there are more @(name) than actual message content.

Someone who exercises Twatting is also known as a Twat.
User1 at 13:37 from web
@Knobend1 @Knobend2 @OtherPerson @OMGHAX @something @morepeople @mooncheese @toast hi

User2 at 13:39 from web
@User1 you're twatting too much stop being a twat
by tehcmn October 13, 2009
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Twattingshite

Originates from the mysterious Suffolk based musicians known as Stitch'd Up Ninja.
Is used to show complete dismay or anger. Works well by itself or in a sentence.
"This is complete and utter twattingshite!"
"Twattingshite!"
by Raziel Stitch March 14, 2005
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tweating off

Tweeting to all of your friends and fans that you are masturbating, while masturbating. (male version)
I like tweating off to late night infomercials because nothing is sexier than watching a past-her-prime actress try to sell a $2 piece of junk for $19.95 and having your friends know what you like to do while alone.
by nightsoldier_1999 June 4, 2011
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