twat

derogitary term for a pregnant fish

"hey, look at the twats swimming around the goldfish bowl"

by souljaboii June 22, 2009

twat

A purse that you can put things in.
Where women keep their personal items, and men keep their personal items.

"Hannah, don't forget your twat in the car. I don't want to have to walk back for your ID again."
"Hannah, will you hold this in your twat so I don't have to carry it? I'm tired of putting it in and out of mine."

by cubes mctauben March 21, 2008

twat

The second step in the tweeting metric equal to ten tweets.

I've been tweeting so much that I must have at least two twats this week.

by agentkooper May 18, 2010

twat

lucifer

Honestly, I need to not hold back and just say it plainly, lucifer is nothing more than a pussy, a fucking twat, a weak bitch, throneless, a fucking footstool under Christ's feet.

by sum.fukn.dude April 18, 2022

twat

1.) Another word for a pregnant fish.
2.) slang for vagina
3.) Offensive term

1.) Oh dude! a twat just fell on your head!
2.) i want to put my penis in your twat so badddd
3.) what a twat...

by 43534245143265 January 6, 2007

twat

A combination of a twit and a brat.

Fug off, you twat!

by vampiressuck November 19, 2011

twat

a dirty, wretched girl who dares to be in a bar while girls that you know are having a good time drinking and what not.

also good for yelling out the back of your truck while driving down a bar-filled street with girls daring to be outside waiting for cabs.

"i love you like a twat loves cake" -barb-21st century jersey shore socialite

by mr.mort November 19, 2007