twat

derogitary term for a pregnant fish

"hey, look at the twats swimming around the goldfish bowl"

by souljaboii June 22, 2009

twat

A purse that you can put things in.
Where women keep their personal items, and men keep their personal items.

"Hannah, don't forget your twat in the car. I don't want to have to walk back for your ID again."
"Hannah, will you hold this in your twat so I don't have to carry it? I'm tired of putting it in and out of mine."

by cubes mctauben March 21, 2008

twat

lucifer

Honestly, I need to not hold back and just say it plainly, lucifer is nothing more than a pussy, a fucking twat, a weak bitch, throneless, a fucking footstool under Christ's feet.

by sum.fukn.dude April 18, 2022

twat

The second step in the tweeting metric equal to ten tweets.

I've been tweeting so much that I must have at least two twats this week.

by agentkooper May 18, 2010

twat

1.) Another word for a pregnant fish.
2.) slang for vagina
3.) Offensive term

1.) Oh dude! a twat just fell on your head!
2.) i want to put my penis in your twat so badddd
3.) what a twat...

by 43534245143265 January 6, 2007

twat

A combination of a twit and a brat.

Fug off, you twat!

by vampiressuck November 19, 2011

twat

a dirty, wretched girl who dares to be in a bar while girls that you know are having a good time drinking and what not.

also good for yelling out the back of your truck while driving down a bar-filled street with girls daring to be outside waiting for cabs.

"i love you like a twat loves cake" -barb-21st century jersey shore socialite

by mr.mort November 19, 2007