turtlebump

1.) A cool person who is loved

2.) A name for a guy version of a cameltoe

1.) Hey turtlebump, you look sexy tonight.

2.) Ewww, look at Vipul's turtlebump! That's nasty, man. He needs bigger shorts.

by Baby Cakes January 29, 2008

turtlebunny

referring to but not limited to the blending or blurring of such ways of framing reality that does nothing but pigeonhole the vision and thoughts of normally interesting and good willed people

Dude, don't go all turtlebunny on me, ok.

by turtlebunny September 19, 2009

Turtlegoncorn

A mix between a turtle, dragon, and a unicorn. The masculine version. noun

I just saw a Turtlegoncorn on land, sea, and in the air!

by Professorunicorn333 February 24, 2010

turtlehog

a shelless turtle

the man made a turtle a turtlehog

by gibbbbbbyyyyy December 23, 2010

turtlebanging

Two fat slobs taking turns pounding in each others asses. Or a professor who sticks his finger in a turtles ass to demonstrate evolution.

Ow my back hurts from all the turtlebanging I did last night!

by bitchslap102 April 7, 2015

Turtlemort

1. turtle-who-must-not-be-named

2. any reference to that homicidal turtle

She be like don't say that man. Not Turtlemort. Gonna getcha.

by Just Fly Away May 17, 2015

turtleblunt

A slow burning blunt.

Man this turtleblunt has been burning for days

by Turtleblunt February 1, 2018