Turdle

A person who is a literal piece of shit, and who also looks like a turtle.

person 1 - "Did you hear that old turdle thinks allowing people to vote is a power grab by democrats?"

person 2 - "Yeah... What a great Senate Majority leader we have." -said with heavy sarcasm

by squallstopher January 30, 2019

turtletank

a fat bitch

damn, mike was all up in that turtletank

by last nigga on earth August 3, 2010

TURDle wax

Get a girl naked..preferably one you dislike. Have her lie naked on the bed face down. Tell her you have to use the bathroom. While in the bathroom, shit just far enough out of your ass so the shit hangs a good couple inches. When you come out of the bathroom run and slide across her back like you would across the hood of a car.

I saw this Bitch i hated. So I decided to TURDle wax her!

by allen bak February 22, 2008

turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.

I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .

by coopnuts August 7, 2012

Turdle

Turdle, pronounced: \turd-ul\. A combination of a terd and a weasel

That turdle stabbed me in the back at the meeting again

by zoids January 9, 2008

Turdle

Turdle - The action of side stepping or jumping over animal feces or worse.... while out and about in public if you come across a huge log behind the bar or restaurant, where you have to take an lifesaving leap.

Mom, I had to make a Turdle to exit the bedroom this morning, that bad dog Rover left a huge steaming pile.


Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.

by MrSnoopy November 5, 2008

Turlet

The toilet, john, or throne. Used mainly in rural settings by rednecks. Often claimed by douchebags to have originated in New York, but that assertion is clearly false. Predominant in the southern states and areas of low socio-economic standing country-wide.

Dang it Jinny!! I done told you I's gone need that damn turlet!! Git off!!

by johnstamos,punk August 11, 2009