by saladass1200 March 10, 2017

by Neil October 21, 2003

Auds: "You know Weller?"
Noah: "You mean me?"
Auds: "Yeah- you're hella cute"
Noah: "Yooo facts?"
Auds: "It's the truth. And you've got a big dick too"
Noah: "Are you simping for me right now?"
Auds: "Big time :)"
Noah: "You mean me?"
Auds: "Yeah- you're hella cute"
Noah: "Yooo facts?"
Auds: "It's the truth. And you've got a big dick too"
Noah: "Are you simping for me right now?"
Auds: "Big time :)"
by Weller's Simp March 25, 2020

what you learn from somebody that you did not know; a true feeling or emotion that has never been expressed
by dr122 December 6, 2009

1. Something that most people believe.
2. An anti-tobacco and marijuana campaign funded by stolen tax-dollars in an attempt to hide the truth about marijuana and to perpetuate the nanny-state. Syn. Government propoganda.
2. An anti-tobacco and marijuana campaign funded by stolen tax-dollars in an attempt to hide the truth about marijuana and to perpetuate the nanny-state. Syn. Government propoganda.
1. Son, are you a cigarett smoker, and you better tell me the TRUTH.
2.
A:Hey man, that highly acclaimed genius doctor from Prestigious-University-X says marijuana is one of the safest substances ever to be used by humans.
B: Oh! Didn't you hear!? TRUTH says that its way dangerous. Like, worse than cigaretts or something.
A: Hmmmm... who woulda thought that guy was wrong?? Oh well... I supose the government always tells the TRUTH (definition 1).
2.
A:Hey man, that highly acclaimed genius doctor from Prestigious-University-X says marijuana is one of the safest substances ever to be used by humans.
B: Oh! Didn't you hear!? TRUTH says that its way dangerous. Like, worse than cigaretts or something.
A: Hmmmm... who woulda thought that guy was wrong?? Oh well... I supose the government always tells the TRUTH (definition 1).
by CapitolistPig July 19, 2005

A term invoked by illiterates, BS artists, nut jobs, and the gullible in the hopes that their assuredness will persuade anyone who dissents from their dogmatic beliefs from questioning their claims.
by Grandmastershek May 26, 2015

by Gibbous Fowl September 30, 2012
