tookis

From the Yiddish meaning someone's buttocks.

Get your tookis over here!

by Cookie G. August 27, 2006

tookus

Butt or read-end. Something I picked up from my old man.

I should get off my tookus and get a job

by Nonya December 27, 2004

Trooked

When your so shook your triggered

-Solby Fandom

Colby Brocks eyebrows make us trooked

by Colby's Eyebrows December 29, 2016

tookie swol

A person that lifts weights to the point where there muscles look like Tookie Williams. (the guy that started the Crip gang in California)

I am going to the gym to get tookie swol.

by Jonathan Maiden February 18, 2008

Took two beers and popped the slide

A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.

Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide

by saxyman317 December 24, 2010

Took a Fart

When you go to the bathroom to take a shit, and you only end up farting. Then proceeding to wipe your butt and flush it.

Dude, I thought I had to take a massive shit, but I only took a fart.

by jonsnowlover October 24, 2018

took the fifth

To "take the 5th" or "plead the 5th" means to claim protection under the fifth amendment to the U.S. Constitution. This amendment says in part that no one "shall be compelled, in any criminal case, to be a witness against himself." If a person believes that his testimony might tend to provide incriminating evidence against himself, he can invoke the fifth amendment and he will not be required to answer.

Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job?
Interviewee: They accused me of stealing four computers
Interviewer: Did they make you confess?
Interviewee: I took the fifth

by dr_binks November 29, 2005