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transitive butt property

How to tell if someone's butt is stupid.

The Transitive Butt Property clearly states that the stupidity of someone's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.

stupid (butt) >or= stupid (head)
by discoblob October 26, 2003
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in transit

To be in route from one location to another. May be associated with out of pocket.
Sorry Tom is unavailable, he is in transit
by FirePhreak June 19, 2006
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Transition Lenses

An unfortunate development in the world of eye correction, transition lenses are intended as an amazing hybrid between sunglasses and the regular prescription kind. In reality, however, they are a gross bastardization of all things acceptable in the world of mainstream eyecare.

Alas, transitions never quite make it to either side of the glasses-sunglasses fence. Instead, they stay perpetually in an awkward shade of dark purple, keeping the wearer "in the dark" in more ways than one. In other words, when you look like a freakazoid insect, it tends to make the whole social skills thing a little harder.

It is generally accepted that the transition lense-wearing population is self-selecting. In other words, only those who like or don't mind looking like skeletor will choose to purchase the atrocities. However, it is believed by some that the lenses are in fact recommended TO weird people specifically by optometrists, perhaps as a public service to help others easily identify the undesirables.

If you or someone you know wears transition lenses regularly, it is advised that you quit immediately. Former wearers show higher success rates in life than current wearers, though it is best to have never worn transition lenses.
That guy wearing transition lenses is too busy being excited about never having to change his pairs to realize that he will never get laid.
by Sugoisama July 22, 2010
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Transfishing

Transfishing is when a person who identifies as cisgender lies that they are trans to gain something, or to use a slur. Transbaiting is another word for Transfishing.
Random cisgender: “You look like a tr*nny!”

Trans person: “What the fuck, dude, you’re cis.”

Random cisgender: “Uhh no, I’m trans, so I can say it.”

Trans person: “Jesus christ, it’s a transfishing idiot.”
by You’re valid <3 September 14, 2021
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transitive property of hoe

1. The friend of a hoe, is also a hoe.
You sucked three dicks yesterday. Shit I can't be seen with you. The transitive property of hoe forbids it
by 8362 May 20, 2016
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Transitionally Enhanced

You are both a) a student that is in one grade, but chooses to take a class of a different grade, and b) in the enhanced program at your high school.
She is so luck to be Transitionally Enhanced, she has twice as many friends!
by friend'sfriend June 28, 2010
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Transfished

The act of converting from a human to an aquatic animal
Cindy transfished to a shark while Mayberry transfished to nemo
by Wordgenie July 7, 2015
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