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montana traffic jam

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.
Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"
by EpicQ February 27, 2024
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Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."
by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018
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Tusky Valley Traffic Jam

The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.
That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.
by 011000110 July 18, 2022
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Traffic jam

When you can't take a nifty shit
by Skeet fuck shit March 28, 2021
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California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.
P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016
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Chicago Traffic Jam

When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.
Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017
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Traffic Jam

When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim
"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".
by GaryMcDingle November 20, 2019
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