Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home

His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.

by GG1000 April 9, 2022

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.

“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022

Touch Grass

When a person plays fut champs on the weekend of their wedding and he needs to stop try-harding so hard and go outside

You need to touch grass bro

by chayecharsi July 27, 2022

Touch Grass

it is used when somebody jokes about going outside as a meme.

The phrase "touch grass" is used when somebody jokes about going outside and is used as a joke in youtube comments

by T.S.G May 9, 2023

Touch Grass

This is the meaning of someone telling to go outside, and then touch the green and fresh grass, this is usually used by: People that has a mind, People that DOES not have a mind and only PEOPLE.

Go touch grass, you sweaty idiot.

by SDLolistakenlmao September 26, 2022