by khieno May 8, 2011
Get the torjak mug.A Trojan Mongorian Horse is a deceptive weapon inspired by the infamous Trojan Horse that the Greek's used to trick Troy during the Trojan War. The difference being that no one is inside of a Trojan Mongorian Horse, because it is filled with Sweet and Sour Pork, a substance known to be hot and sticky and the main weakness of Tuong Lu Kim (aside from being Asian, having English as a second language, and being subject to the worst possible speech impediment that could result from those two qualities), owner and manager of the City Wok in South Park, Colorado.
"Oh I get it, a Trojan Mongorian Horse. Mongorians are hiding inside, tinking that I bring it in da' shitty wall, d'en Mongorians pop out and destroy shitty wall from da' inside out without gettin' da' sweet and souwa pork on day head. Okay, I'll pray arong" - Tuong Lu Kim
by DriftEJ20 April 26, 2011
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The only guy that can be decked out in rubber and still gets all the chicks.
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The more protective seal around your penis.
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The more protective seal around your penis.
"See that chick the Trojan man was with"
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"The trojan man was too big for Tyler and Bo-Bo and their love making."
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"The trojan man was too big for Tyler and Bo-Bo and their love making."
by Sexy Scott January 28, 2005
Get the trojan man mug.by brad bronson June 26, 2008
Get the trojan whore mug.A portmanteau of Titantic and TOR (abbreviation for Star Wars: The Old Republic). The term is in reference to the large marketing campaign of the video game and the suspicion that it would be a financial and critical failure, similar to the fate of the RMS Titanic.
Todd: Hey bro, are you excited for that new Star Wars game?
Anthony: No dude. TORtanic is gonna sink, hard!
Todd: fr fr no cap ong????
Anthony: No dude. TORtanic is gonna sink, hard!
Todd: fr fr no cap ong????
by Dacrin February 18, 2022
Get the TORtanic mug.A trojan roach is a person who has been banned from a platform but keeps coming back through many alt accounts no matter how many times they get banned, therefore, it's hard to get rid of them. They are usually very toxic towards people.
Canada is known to have a trojan roach problem thanks to VC. Pest control does exist who fights trojan roaches. Most famously SATURDAY, Sardar and Benjamin Kenneth Laude AKA Ben. K. Laude.
Canada is known to have a trojan roach problem thanks to VC. Pest control does exist who fights trojan roaches. Most famously SATURDAY, Sardar and Benjamin Kenneth Laude AKA Ben. K. Laude.
Person 1: Trojan roach spotted in the lounge.
Person 2: Wait, let me enter the lounge and take a ss, so I can send it to the admins
(In the lounge)
Person 1: Who let this dickless guy in?
Trojan roach: stfu bich, ur mom
Admin: Trojan roach is now banned from the Lounges for not following the community guidelines.
Trojan roach (thinking to himself): I will just create a new account
(10 minutes later)
Trojan roach (now on a new alt account): wassup bichez
Person 1: You'll regret it. *takes ss*
Trojan roach: tf bich
Admin: Trojan roach is now banned from the Lounges for not following the community guidelines.
Person 2: Wait, let me enter the lounge and take a ss, so I can send it to the admins
(In the lounge)
Person 1: Who let this dickless guy in?
Trojan roach: stfu bich, ur mom
Admin: Trojan roach is now banned from the Lounges for not following the community guidelines.
Trojan roach (thinking to himself): I will just create a new account
(10 minutes later)
Trojan roach (now on a new alt account): wassup bichez
Person 1: You'll regret it. *takes ss*
Trojan roach: tf bich
Admin: Trojan roach is now banned from the Lounges for not following the community guidelines.
by Lehen Ke Boudi December 1, 2022
Get the Trojan roach mug.torrance is located in the heart of south bay, los angeles. it is right between lax, and the port of los angeles. it's a pretty diverse city, mainly asians and whites. there's the del amo mall, one of the biggest malls in the nation, and torrance beach which is in the south end of the city. the city is split in 4 areas: north torrance, south torrance, central torrance, and west torrance. it's a pretty boring place to live, but the location is nice; easy access to the beaches and la/ oc.
by imbossy July 10, 2006
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