torjan

Similar to a computer trojan, a "torjan" is computer program that appears desirable but actually contains something harmful such as a virus or other malware.

However, a "torjan" is significantly more serious than a trojan. It is SERIOUS business. The word "torjan" is common with individuals who use "moonspeak" or are otherwise so flustered from the seriousiness of the trojan, that it is spelled out as "torjan". It is often requested of a computer expert to "do the needful" to repair the effects of said torjan.

"Site is down from torjan! Please do the needful."

by DoTheNeedful October 14, 2009

Trojan Tusk

A big meaty cock

Wow that a massive Trojan tusk in his pants

by Muckyfingers82 July 31, 2021

Torrancing

Torrancing is a technique used by the commentariat whereby they use an insulting headline or tweet to generate an angry reaction. As people try to refute the allegation they are then accused of bullying or attacking the commentator, who can then adopt a victim or "poor me" stance. Popular with Z-list celebrities.

Countdown has been torrancing again.

by Corbynista August 4, 2019

Trojan Horse Disbursement

The act of giving bad or false information to a third party that is close to the primary party in order to gain better positioning.

George's Trojan Horse Disbursement to Shannon, which was communicated to Russell, her friends opposing attorney, gave George an advantage since Russell used this false data that ended up very disadvantageous to his case against George.

by Stathara February 25, 2011

trojan rocket

A used condom blown up like a balloon and let go.

"That trojan rocket really messed up my Nirvana poster."

by skidmark May 15, 2005

Trojan Gay

When a guy pretends to be gay to get close to a girl/multiple girls. To be in proximity of girls when they change or are naked.

That kid Matt is pretending to be gay so girls feel safe around him, he’s totally a Trojan gay!

by Bobbylewis April 26, 2019

trojan rabbit

A giant wooden rabbit featured in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. After the scene in which the French soldier taunts King Arthur and his knights at the French castle, Arthur has his men, on the advice of Sir Bedevere, build the Trojan Rabbit in order to storm the castle in the manner that the Greeks did during the Trojan War. However, the knights mess up the plan by not having anyone hide inside the rabbit. After the French soldiers take the rabbit into their castle, Sir Bedevere reveals the plan to King Arthur and everyone else and they realize that they messed it up. The French soldiers then catapult the wooden rabbit out of the fortress and it lands one of the pages.

-King Arthur: What happens now?
-Sir Bedevere: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
-Arthur: Who leaps out?
-Bedevere: U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
-Arthur: Ohh... (he and Lancelot slowly put their hands to their heads at the realization that they messed up)
-Bedevere: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--
(twang of a catapult is heard from the French castle and the Trojan Rabbit comes flying towards where the knights are hiding)
-Arthur: Run away!
-Other knights: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
(Trojan Rabbit lands on one of the pages)

by Bob Smith, Etc. June 15, 2009