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Pure Torque

When you have to take a leak with morning wood, you push down so hard on your unit, your heels lift of the floor.
That piss I took was Pure Torque!!!
by The Burnt Pickle March 17, 2010
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coffee torque

The power and speed generated by one or more coffee stirrers.
Unable to generate any coffee torque with just a single plastic stirrer, I added three more stirrers to the mix.
by sparkus March 3, 2011
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torque

verb: aggravate, agitate, bother, irritate, torment, etc.
My wife knew I had a fierce hangover, but she just had to torque my ass about cutting the grass anyway.

I love to torque my little brother about being gay.

Oh man, stop torquing me! I'll pay you when I pay you!
by gasbag blues October 29, 2012
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torque

Something that korean cars just dont have
My Shelby gt-500 just smoked that stupid kia
by gunit January 24, 2005
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touqeer

A tall mysterious boy. A great basketballer who girls simp on. Can be flirty and funny yet the irritating MYSTERY DUDE. Has a soft heart but doesn't let people in. This guy has got serious trust issues.
"Oh hey, I'm touqeer from the school's basketball team" grins*
by Toomanytacos December 22, 2020
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Arnold Torque

1. A term used by Mechanics... This is done when a person refuses to use a Torque Wrench, because they think they can gauge how much pressure is needed by feel. 2. When a mechanic thinks all nuts or bolts should be tightened down as hard as they can twist. 3. A person who thinks you should be as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger to tighten anything.
1. Joebob was installing headers on my engine. He said he does not need a Torque Wrench because he uses Arnold Torque and can feel the pop in his elbow.

2. Joebob used the power of Arnold Torque on my head bolts until they were smoking. He guarantees that the bolts will never come out... EVER AGAIN!!!

3. Joebob tightened the lid on my soda with Arnold Torque and now I can not open it.
by Jamyz December 23, 2011
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Taqueria stall spread

The accumulation of buggers, fecal mater and dry vomit that tends to accumulate on the wall of the bathroom of your local taqueria.
While I was taking a dump I added to the taqueria stall spread.
by davinci de paris July 10, 2009
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