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Toothpaste Kiss

A toothpaste kiss is when you brush your teeth till the toothpaste gets frothy and then make out with someone. It gets messy but is fun.
Boy: Wanna toothpaste kiss?
Girl: Sure I'll get us some toothpaste!
by tenthirteenthx August 11, 2009
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Toot Paste

Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.
Dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.
by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009
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Toothpasting

v. - The act of spreading toothpaste on your nipples to achieve a high. Toothpaste contains a chemical similar to opium, which enters the bloodstream through the thin skin of the areola, and stimulates your nerve cells to release Dopamine. This gives you a high similar to Marijuana, but stronger.
Dude, I got so ripped toothpasting last night.

My friends and I are going to go toothpasting, you wanna come?
by Asbrodean October 14, 2012
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British Toothpaste

A sexual act in the UK where a man with bad dental hygine cums on a girls face, then rubs his teeth on the ejaculate. This is how many men brush their teeth in the UK.
Paul came from England for a new life. But all he brought was a sack full of his British Toothpaste
by obZen. January 26, 2016
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toothpasting

when you put toothpaste on your nipples and it makes you high

also known as "pasting"
john and i were toothpasting when my parents weren't home and he almost passed out
by nightlifecommando October 14, 2012
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toothpaste taste

the horrible taste of eating food after just/recently brushing your teeth.
me: *takes a bite out of an orange* *gags* ugh, i got the toothpaste taste!
by ilikeyoface January 10, 2014
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Toothpaste Cunt

This is what you call someone:
1: When their mouth looks like a vagina.
2: When their vagina is minty fresh.
3: When their vagina is infected and releases a toothpaste like discharge.
4: When their vagina has teeth.

It is mostly used by insane women who hang out around 7/11s and scream at icecream as it sits in the freezer.
by MegaTimX April 10, 2017
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